United have a habit of producing reprobates.
United have a habit of producing reprobates.
Lies.
Apparently Sancho and EtH have kissed and made up. Like a new signing for the 3rd time.
Mehdi Taremi
Porto -> Inter Milan
Here we go.
He probably remembered how much United pay him.Originally Posted by Danny
Villa moving for Onana. Smart business.
Presumably Amadou?
I'm a twit
His names not Andre, mate.
Trent is clearly going to leave and go to Madrid for nowt next summer. That whole plan to get him to bestie-up with Jude to get him to join has backfired somewhat spectacularly.
If City sign Olmo for £50m that's going to be another season in the bin.
Greenwood to OM agreed, despite the Mayor's best efforts.
Depends on THE VERDICT.
United got Leny Yoro.
RIP in pieces to that career
It's ok, you can just accept INEOS has us BACK.
Who?
INEOS m8 we back babeh
#TeamIneos
Liverpool fans are fucking SEETHING about Yoro lmao
Mason Greenwood to Marseille Here We Goed as well.
What a morning.
'Leny Yoro' looks like a gimp, but lol at Everton supposedly seething.
Thank god Man Red are winning the transfer window. Hopefully they do as well next season as current two times winners London Blue.
They should at the very least change their name to Ineos Manchester United, to give proper credit to the corporate geniuses masterminding their journey back to success.
Has anyone ever seen this Yoro lad?
I see West Ham have agreed a loan deal for that Todibo defender. Wasn't he meant to be good? Why would he be getting loaned to West what the fuck Ham if he is?
INEOS Reds taking an early lead in the transfer window.
How will Team Frugal USA, the Oil Barons and BlueCo respond to the early setback?
Yeny Loro.
60 million quid on a 19 year old who's free next year. Another masterclass.
I know nothing about him. He could well turn out to be an excellent player but just for comparison didn't Arsenal buy Saliba at a similar age and loan him back for 2/3 seasons before putting him into the first-team? Looking at him he looks very lean would be the nicest way you could put it and centre back doesn't tend to be somewhere where players really come into their own positionally and the like until they are well into their 20's.
For 1/3rd of the price.
Ineos out. United should not be signing exciting young players.
He is a GENERATIONAL centre back PROFILE.
Apparently. Never seen him play.
£27m x 3 = £52m quickmaffs
And 27m is now 1/3 of 60m. Ineos maths.
Nicholas Pepe says hello you absolute mong.
We're back, your arse is twitching. YANITED.
Nicolas Pepe was such a disaster that the bloke who signed him resigned under threat of being taken to court for literal fraud.
Never mind signings lads. John Heitinga appointed to the backroom staff. Warra transfer window for us.
Alfonso Alves to get Darwins shooting form on track?
Even though you clearly said "us" I still assumed United and went looking. Forgot you had your own Dutch invasion going on.
I assume that's the story I saw earlier about Liverpool signing a former Everton legend, but I refused to be lured in by the bait.
I see United might be getting rid of McSauce as well for some sweet, sweet PURE PROFIT. I guess that'll save them from picking him as an actual midfielder, but who's going to pick up the goalscoring slack? 'Mase'?
Who the fuck is "McSauce"? Why can't you lot talk normally?
It's McTominay and it's the worst fucking nickname in the history of the world.
Wiggers.
It's just what Waff calls him, I have no idea why. I quite like it though.
It's a widespread twitter/Reddit nickname for him.
Genuinely don’t think I’ve ever called him that in my life.
A quick search shows you, Danny and ‘how use it regularly with a random post from Yev
Old man Boydy can't keep up with the skibbidi ohio rizz.
Big Mac Sauce
I'm a twit
McSassssssss?
But yeah, seems Mahow is the chief exponent, apologies. Not sure how you deduced I use it regularly, that might well have been the first time.
Every player needs a cipher or else we're veering nearer and nearer towards sincere (small s) conversation about football, which would be very unseemly. I'm thinking about bringing back the Useless Brothers for Badiashile and Disasi.
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