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  • Definitely! All hail Sir Waistcoat.

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  • England have a good chance of winning.

    3 25.00%
  • Not predicting it will, but wouldn't be too surprising.

    1 8.33%
  • They'll go out in the quarters / semis once they play somebody good.

    5 41.67%
  • Not. A. Chance. Dunno when they'll go out, but they'll go out.

    2 16.67%
  • It's been too long. A group stage calamity beckons.

    1 8.33%
  • Drunk turtle with a flare sticking out of its bum.

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Thread: Euro 2024 - Group Stage: This format is bollocks

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    I'm on the fence. On the one hand, M0AR G4M35. On the other, less shite please.

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    Based on the FM ones I've done there will be a lot of stuff like Venezuela v Cape Verde to keep us occupied.

    And a lot of less exotic but incredibly boring propositions like Canada v Slovenia or whatever. There will also be knockout games like that and a desperately weak quarter of the draw that shits up one of the semis.

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    lol at Croatia.

    Lovely cross in.

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    Albania first again.

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    Keeper was wank mind.

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    Slow motion makes him look a right mug.

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    Croatia getting dumped out would be magnificent for the tournament. They've ruined the last three or four by beating exciting teams.

    Would also be apt punishment for them dressing as Stevenage Borough.
    Last edited by Jimmy Floyd; 19-06-2024 at 01:26 PM.

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    Looked it up, before today 11 out of the 34 goals were scored in the first 20 mins, so with this one, more than 1 in 3. Seems way out of the ordinary.

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    Keeper doing better there.

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    Would love Albania to win this. Get Broja on.

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    Albania

    ffs.

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    Pasalic trying to be fancy or?

    Ah nevermind, he just fucked it up.

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    Fuck right off.

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    Sucic

    FM legend. Maybe Croatia will start to play their younger players rather than the old diddies

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    The Croatian lass in the office making noises you'd more expect from dolphins.

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    Southend fans have the highest IQ in the game imo.

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    The longer I've lived and the more I've read about WW2, the more I think that actually the knuckle-draggers are correct and the Germans should be reminded about it every hour of every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben View Post
    The Croatian lass in the office making noises you'd more expect from dolphins.
    How hot?

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    Depends how sexy you think dolphins are, I guess?

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    Fucking get in there.

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    Scenes

    Croatia defence been all over the shop last 5 mins. They’re leaving their defenders 3v3 every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    How hot?
    Not hot anymore.

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    Those last minutes were wild.

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    Ridiculous last ten minutes. What a tournament so far

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    Croatia needing to beat Italy probably to go through, hopefully Spain win against the grappa swillers and set up a ding-dong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    The longer I've lived and the more I've read about WW2, the more I think that actually the knuckle-draggers are correct and the Germans should be reminded about it every hour of every day.
    Yeah, but the Yanks needed them onside to keep the Communists as far away as possible, so we have to pretend they - and by extension Kiko - aren't SCUM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Croatia needing to beat Italy probably to go through, hopefully Spain win against the grappa swillers and set up a ding-dong.
    Isn't the first separator results against this time round? If so, a draw between Italy/Spain is good enough for Croatia to need to beat Italy to go through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Isn't the first separator results against this time round? If so, a draw between Italy/Spain is good enough for Croatia to need to beat Italy to go through.
    One has to assume that 2 points won't be enough with a -3 goal difference, so they'll probably need a win anyway, but Italy also needing something (even if to get a better draw) would make it a better game rather than 6pts Italy resting everyone and tanking it.

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    It's goal difference nowadays I believe, not h2h like it used to be.

    Edit: Nevermind, it's still head to head, don't know where I heard/read otherwise.

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    It's goal difference for best third place.

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    Hungary already looking better than Scotland.

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    Orban way too weak.

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    Call the foul, come on.

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    Gets worse on second viewing for Orban.

    He's about 4x the size of Gundogan.

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    Hungary looking decent out there.

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    Lovely goal in its simplicity that one.

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    Well, my employers have given everyone a Euro 2024 lanyard. I'm well into it until the Paris ones come next month. The TV in the office is dead but my team leader is trying to sort something out for the England match. That probably means watching it on a laptop which means I'll give it a miss.

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    Zanay just seems to always play the wrong ball.

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    Glad Switzerland have stopped Duah as that pace was frightening against Hungary. Shaqiri will probably score his yearly worldie though.

    Billy Gilmour starting

    Tony Ralston starting

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    Hopefully the Swiss batter these twats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Hopefully the Swiss batter these twats.
    This unjustified level of optimism and bunting is only going to end one way.

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    Has someone told 'how they don't see him as Scottish now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    This unjustified level of optimism and bunting is only going to end one way.
    By who?

    What the fuck is this current video package on BBC right now. Jesus

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    Not sure I want to enquire who taught her German 80 years ago.

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    This woman is talking some right drivel suggesting that the Swiss will be as nervy as the Scots here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Hopefully the Swiss batter these twats.
    I have to agree. Bunch of dislikable English cunts.

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    Much better national anthem tonight.

    Easy win.

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    The England one is so shite. Scotland must be well pumped up for kick off after belting that out.

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    mon you bunch of watch wearing, chocolate and cheese munching, Federer fucking mountain bastards

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