I have to do my '17 review too. So much original content.
I have to do my '17 review too. So much original content.
I'll post the review thread in a week or so.
Don't steal my shit you little bitch.
Two looking to do the review thread. Heady days.
Good read.
Some of the stuff DS was rattling off had to be fished from the Mariana Trench of the memory bank. Noticeable how many different eras there's been too when you get it down on paper.
I'm gonna make an effort to post more again. Have neglected this place for a few years now.
And KJAC being 26 has seen my head fall off and roll under the table.
Remember doing a story in TMD where me, Kiko, Sean and Pabs took on Villa, Newcastle, United and Spurs. That was a good laugh. Still bitter that in the season I finally got it together (fourth?) and was top by a mile they all bailed and stole my glory.
The Merger was great. Load of wanky twats, but good in a 'let's rip the shit out of them until they leave' way.
Brighton's meltdowns were brilliant. Him and Mark blatantly hated TTH, but saw it as a necessary evil.
27 pages on Henry vs van Nistelrooy. Actually any big event would see 30 pages by the end of the night. If a London bomb went off the TTH bat sign would go up and every fucker would be there within minutes. Was before smart phones, so people must've been leaving their missus at the shops to contribute.
And Kiko's touched on the stong Villa contingent, which I was strangley proud of, and then good ones all left, JPA turned up, as did that twat who specialised in spine removal.
That network game was good.
Sean binning Xabi Alonso after he signed for Liverpool being a particular highlight.
Nobody, but writing the review your year thread is my only contribution to this board.
That, and starting the original relationship thread to vent about lettuce girl.
Why do you think it was intentional, James? It really wasn't.
John Arne - Largely inoffensive. For a poster that posts a shit load I don’t really have much more to say unfortunately. He seems to be active in the mornings when I’m in early to work and dossing drinking coffee so that’s good.
Kikó - Smug twat. Not really though, and seems a nice guy, but definitely wouldn’t be the type I’d voluntarily spend any time with irl as he seems the exact opposite to me. Good poster though and good to have around.
leedsrevolution - Doesn’t post much until he’s mashed drunk and sticks up pictures of his fanny licker dog, so there’s little else to say really.
Lewis - One of the top men about the place. We wouldn’t cross paths on a massive array of subjects but he’s very quick witted and doesn’t seem to give a scaldy bollock about anything.
Magic - A nasty shite but can’t help but like him all the same. The quality has waned recently and he’s turned into a less thought out Adamski but it’s understandable. Hope one day he will look back and lol at this whole period.
Mike - Seems a bit simple but is very enthusiastic about absolutely everything. Less of a LAD than Baz and seems more level but I still can’t help but read every single post of his in the tone of the ‘brilliant’ Paul Whitehouse character from the Fast Show.
Pepe - Peep is a bit too much of a hippy for us to ever see anything the same way but there’s very little about him I could really dislike.
phonics - He’s amazing at wading in about something and being so wrong that it’s a good thing he really doesn’t give a bollix. Always here and always active but a person that always confuses me and I can never piece his background together even after all this time.
Queenslander - Posts rarely, but they’re all good. There’s only really one type of Australian that I can get on board with and he seems that type.
Raoul Duke - A massive big time charlie, though I still don’t really know if a lot of it is a put-on or not. If not then he’s without doubt the type of person I’m normally repelled by irl, though there’s still always something about him that makes him seem sound. Maybe he just has it all the bastard.
Reg - Loves the football, like mad into it, but for someone who posts a load I really know very little about him other than that. Maybe he posts a lot in other threads that I never click on.
Shindig - No idea. The name is always there and I know he posts a lot but I haven’t one fucking clue of anything that he does here.
Spikey M - Spikey da man. I find that me and him tend to agree or align on a fair few things, though he’s much less of a dour sack of shit than I am. I’d like to be more like Spikey.
Spoonsky - Couldn’t like him even if you breastfed him. Always seems really snarky and aloof, like he’s (in his own mind) absolutely owning life and anyone who doesn’t do, or want to do, things his way is just massively wrong. The type of person that needs a few harsh life lessons.
SvN - SvN is good, active in loads of threads I read and doesn’t seem to let anything go to his head too much. Another I’d probably sup a pint of porter with.
Waffdon - Substances.
wullie - King of the one liner. I know fuck all about the man but always notice when he post because it’s usually funny.
Yevrah - Only really turns up now to say how he’s disappointed in a TV series before turning up again after a while to say it wasn’t so bad after all.
I can't believe I finished one.
From the dead list to the blowjob list in less than 12 hours. Xox
Of all the people, I wasn't expecting bloody Giggles to do a list.
Luca is probably the highlight.
Facebook tells me to befriend Luca every now and again, and I'm certain his profile picture gets whiter every month. He looks more like Mert than himself now.
Do it once you've finished that list.
I'm thinking tomorrow could be the day.
I imagined you'd like me even less if you had to breastfeed me.
"Fry/Henry aren't you a bit old to be engaging in such "amusing" pranks you stupid toss?"
Forgot about people believing Henry(hill) was his alias.
There's a brand new shopping center 10 minutes from where I'm staying. Went for a walk around it a few days back and it was quite pleasant if you can ignore the spitting and shouting. Turned round a corner to be met by a woman holding her child over a rubbish bin letting it have a piss.
I don't even know if I have many lol stories. I've suppressed most of what I've encountered to stop myself having a breakdown.
Miss America yet?
Now that really would be a story.
Where have you moved to exactly?
Whatever happened to BM? I assume he got caught shagging his way through the housewives he was tutoring English in Taiwan.
Locked himself inside a shack and starved to death.
His pictures of food.
Who was the 'chicken and pasta' cunt?
That was him,
Plain pasta and.... was the chicken breast boiled or fried with nothing else? I feel like it must have been boiled because even just frying it in oil you might accidentally end up with some taste.
It was pretty pasty whatever he'd done to it. And yeah it was just a chicken breast (sliced I think) on top of some completely plain pasta.
There was another one wasn't there? I want to say chicken breast again with some boiled broccoli.